I love the local newspaper

The latest, ripped from the headlines!

"French Bulldog Puppies, $1800. Pure Bread."

Now, I don't know about you guys, but I can make my own bread for a fraction of the cost. Maybe it's the special, bulldog shaped pans they use. But still.

"Long-sought Fugitive Turned into Police"

Stop! Police! Somebody grab that guy! *POOF* Oh, no, wait. He's one of us. Never mind.

Have a great weekend and mind your grammar!


The Golden Eagle said...

LOL. Talk about typos!

julie said...

I think it's funny when people think grammar isn't important, or only for snobby people.

This will make you laugh. So hard.


Jess said...

Ha! Those are too funny :)

Christine Tyler said...

Good gravy these are awesome.

Juliemybird said...

It took me a while to get the "bread" one. I was like, "Jeigh, what are you talking about? Those are DOGS." Thennnnn I got it. Ha.

Michael Offutt said...

Homonyms are the bane of a writer's existence. My mom once wrote on an apartment advertisement, "Apartment for rent. Two bedroom, would like only one chile." I didn't correct her because I thought it was cute.

Chantele Sedgwick said...

Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. ;)

Callie Leuck said...