The latest, ripped from the headlines!
"French Bulldog Puppies, $1800. Pure Bread."
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I can make my own bread for a fraction of the cost. Maybe it's the special, bulldog shaped pans they use. But still.
"Long-sought Fugitive Turned into Police"
Stop! Police! Somebody grab that guy! *POOF* Oh, no, wait. He's one of us. Never mind.
Have a great weekend and mind your grammar!